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Hello, I think I love you.
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in case of a fire we’re just gonna have to fucking die.
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#howto Talk real about girls pt. 2 https://vine.co/v/huz75ElKiYh
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice…
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.
sssssssh
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
yes
this shouldn’t be happening, [as] can’t make sense

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Aw shit get it Wednesday
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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